XX - John's Secretary
Joe : '' Your secretary is very sexy. ''
John : '' Thanks, it's a robot from Japan . Her name is "Sweety" .
If you squeeze its right breast it takes notes and if you
squeeze the left it types. I'll lend it to you for a day and
you can see for yourself. ''
Next day Joe called from hospital and shouted:
'' John you BASTARD, you didn't tell me Sweety's pxxxy is a pencil sharpener. ''