Stops color from running

An Aboriginal man in Echuca goes to the hospital with a problem - he
just can' t stop jogging or stand still !

"Hey white doctor" says the Blackman.   "What ya think is makin' me
run all over the place. It 's too puckin hot for dat shit. "

The doctor says. " It's got me beat but hey I might have a cure."
The doctor puts two rows of white powder on his desk and tells the Abo
to snort them.
The black man does as the doctor asks and immediately stops jogging
up and down and stands dead still.

"Puck me drunk it worked.    Is that cocaine? " he asks the doctor.

"No " the doctor replies. " It's Tide washing powder - guaranteed to
stop coloureds from  running. " !!!