An Outspoken Blonde

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a
show in a small town in Tasmania, Australia.

With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb
blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair
and starts shouting:

'I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think
you can stereotype women that way? What does the colour of a person's
hair have to do with her worth as a human being?

It's men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work
and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people.
Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination
against not only blondes, but women in general... and all in the name
of humour!'

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde
yells: 'You stay out of this mate! I'm talking to that little shit on
your lap!'