A Indian Abroad

An Indian goes goes to Woolworth. He finds cat food at special prices.
He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out.

The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat
and will probably feed cat food to his kids.

He asks the Indian to show him his cat before he could let him have
cat food. The Indian goes home and returns with a cat and gets to buy
the cat food.

Next week the Indian finds dog food at special prices. He picks a
dozen cans of dog food and goes to check out.

The Manager again gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy has a cat
but he cannot have a dog and he will probably feed dog-food to his
kids.

He asks The Indian to bring and show him the dog before he can let him
have dog food.

The Indian goes home and returns with a dog. He gets to buy the dog food..

Next week the Indian comes to Woolworth with a bag. He asks the
manager to put his hand in the bag.

The Manager puts his hand in the bag and immediately takes it out.. He
shouts at the Indian, What the F*** is this?! This is shit you
Bas****?!? the Indian calmly replies: and I want to buy toilet paper.