XXXX - COURSE HUMOUR

What is below is crude, really crude but fun to read.

If you are a prude please do not scroll down.

Simply go to the next joke.

Q: What's the difference between a cricketer and a condom?

A: The cricketer drops the catch, and the condom catches the drop

Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and riding a woman?

A: To ride a bicycle you fix your ass and move your legs. To ride a
woman you fix your legs and move your ass

Q: What three things are common between the sun and a woman's underwear?

A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.

Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

A: Because they are tired of using their own

Q: What's common between men and video?

A: Both go backward... forward...backward...forward... stop and eject

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?

A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it
doesn't come you are in big trouble .

Q: Who is a gynecologist?

A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place
where most people find pleasure!