Deep Snow

One winter morning a husband and wife in northern Ohio's Bay Village,
were listening to the radio during breakfast.
They heard the announcer say, 'We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of
snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the
street, so the snowplows can get through.' So the good wife went out
and moved her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio
announcer said 'We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You
must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the
snowplows can get through.' The good wife went out and moved her car
again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio
announcer says 'We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You
must park.... Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very
upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, 'Honey, I don't
know what to do. Which side of
The street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?'

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are
married to Blondes exhibit, the husband replied, 'Why don't you just
leave it in the garage this time.'