Gotta luv this nurse...

A highway patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed

appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.

However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the

hairs in his crotch.

Worried that there might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't

told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital

gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so

uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of

adhesive tape, the kind that takes everything with it when you

pull it off.

Written in large black letters across the tape was the sentence:

'Get well quick.... from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week.'