REDNECK VASECTOMY

A Kentucky couple, both bona fide rednecks, had 9 children. They went
to the doctor to see about getting the husband 'fixed.'

The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what
finally made them make the decision, why after nine children, would
they choose to do this.

The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one
out of every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican,
and they didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because
neither of them could speak Spanish.