Shopping at Tiffany's

A woman walks into Tiffany. She browses around, spots a beautiful
diamond bracelet, and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to
look more closely, she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she
looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident
and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns
around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman
standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete
professionalism, the salesman greets the woman with, 'Good day, Madam.
How may we help you today?' Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the
salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little
'accident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'
He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to
shit when I tell you the price.'