"ONE OF THE BEST" for 2008 - in my all time top 20 - Enjoy!

1. Your birth certificate is an 'apology letter' from
the condom factory.

2. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big d*ck
or a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose?

3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for
sex, she objects!

4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying
"No hard feelings..."

5. There are only two four letter words that are
offensive to men - "don't" and "stop", unless they
are used together.

6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the
best thing on earth.

7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life:
Tri - weekly, Try - weekly, and Try - weakly.

8. Virginity can be cured.

9. Virginity is not a dignity, it's lack of opportunity.

10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have
a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the
dialer were too small.

12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep
with the enemy.

13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss, only
down under.

14. A couple 'just married' were happy with the
whole thing. He was happy with the hole and she
was happy with the Thing.

15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in
a man's life?
A: Life sucks, B: job sucks
and C:, the wife doesn't.

16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye
contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes!!!

17. Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles
to bed", many men still sleep with their wives!!!