Sunday, April 06, 2008

Casino Joke

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very
attractive blonde woman arrived and bet $20,000.00 on a single roll of
the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude."

With that she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and
yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed, "YES!
YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and
her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers starred at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching.
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THE MORAL OF THE STORY: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.