Sunday, April 20, 2008

The truth ROBOT

One day Kyle's dad brought home a robot. The robot
was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap the person who
lied on the face.

Kyle returned late from school that day and his dad
asked him, 'Son why are you late from school?' Kyle answered, 'Dad, we had
extra classes today'.
Much to his astonishment the robot jumped up and
slapped Kyle on his face.

His dad told him, 'Son this robot is special in
that it can detect a lie and will then slap the person who lied. Now come on
tell me the truth. Why are you late?' 'Dad, I went to a movie' 'Which
movie?' 'The Ten Commandments' Immediately, Kyle got a slap on the
face from the robot. 'Sorry Dad, I went to see the movie Sex Queen'.

'Shame on you son, when I was your age I never
watched obscene movies or misbehaved' Immediately, the dad gets a tight slap
on the face from the robot.

Hearing the last sentence, Kyle's mother comes
walking out of the kitchen and sarcastically says to her husband, 'After all
he is YOUR son!!!' To which the robot steps up and gives Kyle's mother a
resounding slap on her face!