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The wife said to me last night,
''If you turn the bedside lamp off I'll take it up the ass"
Maybe I should have waited for the bulb to cool down first?

Son said to Dad,
''I'm gay.''
Dad looks at his other son and said,
''What about you?''
Other son said,
''Me too, Dad.''
Dad said,
"Shit me, doesn't anyone in this family like pussy?
Daughter said,
''I do!''


Dear Abbie.
I was watching my next door neighbour's 14 year old daughter sunbathing from
my bedroom window.
The sight got too much for me and I started knocking one out.
I had just finished and was wiping my knob on the curtains when I noticed my
wife standing in the bedroom door.
She had watched me from start to finish without saying a word.
Is she a pervert?