XXX ADULT PUNS!

A rich lady is riding along with her chauffeur when they get a flat tire.
He gets out and starts trying to pry off the hubcap.
After he struggles a few minutes, she looks out at him and says,
"You wanna screwdriver?"
He says,
"Hell, we might as well. I can't get this freaking hubcap off anyway."

Does the career advice,
"Come early on your first day"
Apply in the porn business?


I asked my friend what sign he was born under and he said he was conceived
under the "No Parking" sign.

What do you call twelve naked men sitting on each others shoulders?
A scrotum pole!

Sign in a pharmacy window:
FOR THE MAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING-PENICILLIN.