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The Thames river police stop two Pakistani gentlemen in a row boat, rowing
towards central London.
"The captain gets on the loudhailer and shouts "Ahoy, small craft, where are
you heading?"

One of the Pakistani gentlemen stands up and shouts, "We are invading the
United Kingdom !"

The crew of the Police launch all start laughing and when the captain
finally stops laughing, he gets back on the loudhailer and says
"Just the two of you then?"

The Pakistani gentleman stands up again and shouts, "No, we're just the last
two. The rest are already here!"