X - CAMEL SEX

A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in
the Afghanistan Desert . During his first inspection of the
outfit, he noticed a Camel hitched up behind the mess tent.
He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
The nervous sergeant said, 'Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men
here on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have
'urges'.

That's why we have Molly The Camel.'
The Captain says, 'I can't say that I condone this, but I understand
about 'urges', so the camel can stay.'
About a month later, the Captain starts having his own 'urges'.
Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his
tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the
ladder, pulls his
pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When he's done,
he asks the Sergeant, 'Is that how the men do it?'

'No not really, sir. They usually just ride the camel into town
where the girls are.'