Laughs on a Monday

A father was entertaining a boy his daughter had brought home from College.
"I realize it's only a formality," the young man said, "but I wan't to
ask for your daughter's hand."
"And where did you get the idea that this is just a formality?" the
father asked.
The boyfriend replied,
"From our Lamaze instructor."

A student who had recently been diagnosed with multiple personality
disorder went to the campus medical center.
"Doc," he said, "I think one of my personalities may be gay."
"And this is causing you discomfort?" the doctor asked.
"Yeah," the student replied. "It's kind of a pain in the ass."