New Year's Resolutions for Internet Junkies.

*I will try to figure out why I "really" need 12 e-mail addresses.

*I will stop sending e-mail to my partner.
A phone call every now and then would be appreciated.

*I resolve to work with neglected children --
My own.

*I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I
answer my e-mail.
*I will stop sending e-mail,
ICQ,
Instant Messages and
Be on the phone at the same time with the same person.

*I resolve to back up my 500.GB hard drive daily...
Well, once a week...okay,
Monthly then...or maybe...
At least once a year.

*I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet -
This, of course, will be hard to estimate
Since, I'm not a clock watcher.
*I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning...
4:30 is much more practical since my friends overseas already had time
to answer me by then.
*When I hear a funny joke,
I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"
*I will read the manual...
Just as soon as I can find it.
*I will think of a password other than "password."
*I resolve...
I resolve to...
I resolve to, uh...
I resolve to, uh, get my, ER...
I resolve to, uh, get my, ER, off-line work done, too!