FOOTBALL AND THE BLONDE

Football FINALLY makes sense..........

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football
game. They had great seats right behind their team's
bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the
experience.

'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied,
'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but
I just couldn't understand why they were killing each
other over 25 cents.'

Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?'

'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then
for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was:
'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm
like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!