A Vampire Dinner

Two vampires wanted to go out to eat, but were having a little trouble

deciding where to go.

deciding where to go.

They were a little tired of the local food in Transylvania and wanted

something different

After some discussion, they decided to go to Italy because they had heard >

that Italian food was really good.

something different

After some discussion, they decided to go to Italy because they had heard >

that Italian food was really good.

So off they went to Italy and ended up in Venice.

On a bridge over one of the canals, they hid in the shadows and waited for

dinner.

On a bridge over one of the canals, they hid in the shadows and waited for

dinner.

A few minutes later they noticed a young couple walking their way.

As they neared, the vampires made their move

Each vampire grabbed a person, sucked them dry, And tossed the remaining

bodies into the canal below.

bodies into the canal below.

The vampires were extremely pleased with their meal and decided to have

seconds.

Another young couple approached a few minutes later and suffered the same

fate as the first,

Sucked dry and tossed into the canal below.

Our vampires are now fairly full but decide to get dessert.

In a short while a third young couple provides just that.

As with the first two couples, these people were also sucked dry and tossed

over the rail into the canal.
The vampires decided that they had had a marvelous dinner but that it was

time to head back home.

As they started to walk away they began to hear some singing.

They were puzzled because no one else was on the bridge.

As they listened, they realized that it was coming from the canal.

They looked over the rail and saw a big alligator in the water under the

bridge, feasting on the bodies.

They listened as the alligator sang: ............

You don't know what the alligator sang, do you?

Are you ready?

Are you sure?

Here it comes.

"Drained wops keep falling on my head."