Monday, January 14, 2008

SENIOR DRIVING

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I
just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on
Interstate 77. Please be careful!"

"Heck," said Herman,
"It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"