The Chauffeur

The Pope had just finished a tour of the East Coast, USA, and was
taking a limousine to the airport.

Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive
for a while.

Well, the chauffeur didn't have much of a choice, so he climbs in the
back of the limo and the Pope takes the wheel.

The Pope proceeds accelerating to see what the limo could do.

He gets to about 90 mph, and suddenly he sees the blue lights of the
State Patrol in his mirror.

He pulls over and the trooper comes to his window. The trooper, seeing
who it was, says, "Just a moment please, I need to call in."

The trooper calls in and asks for the chief. He tells the chief that
he's got a REALLY important person pulled over, and asks how he should
handle it.

"It's not Ted Kennedy again is it?" replies the chief.
"No Sir!" replied the trooper, "This guy's more important."

"Is it the Governor?" replied the chief.
"No! Even more important!" replies the trooper.

"Is it the PRESIDENT??? replied the chief.
"No! Even more important!" replies the trooper.

"Well WHO is it?" screams the chief.

"I don't know, Sir," replies the trooper, "but he's got the Pope as
his CHAUFFEUR."