XX - NORM and the wife..

Norm and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that
she'll become a hooker.

She's not quite sure what to do, so Norm says...

'Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy.  Tell him that you
charge a hundred dollars.  Any questions, I'll be parked around the
corner.'

She's standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks,

'How much?   She says,  'A hundred dollars.' !!!

He says, 'All I got is thirty babe' !!!

She says, 'Hold on,' and runs back to Norm and asks...

'What can he get for thirty?

'A hand job,' Norm replied!!!!

She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty bucks is a hand job.

He agrees.  She gets in the car.  He unzips his pants, and out pops
this "HUGE" penis.

She stares at it for a minute, and then says.. 'I'll be right back.' !!!

She runs back to Norm.

'What's wrong?' .. he asks???

'Any chance you could lend this guy 70 bucks?!!'