The Cowboy at the Pearly Gates

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.  'Have you
ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.

'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.

 'On  a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a
gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman.  I warned them to
leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.  So, I approached the
largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the face
... kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on
the ground.  I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the sh*t out of
all of you!'

St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'

'Just a couple of minutes ago...'