XXX - Gems of wisdom

Some of these "gems" are real risque.

Please do not read if you are a prude.

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Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way
to the bottom, while getting a raise.

Friends are like condoms; they protect you when things get hard.

Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.

Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you
realize you are only screwing yourself.

Without a doubt, women are the foundation stone of the society; but
always remember who laid them!

Money is just like arse... everybody has it, but.... nobody wants to give it !

Education is like hiring a prostitute, it needs both money & hard work .

Viagra now available in powder to put in tea, does nothing for
erections but stops your biscuit from going soft.

Men play the game. Women know the score.

A girl who opens her hands receives gifts. Who opens her heart
receives love. Who opens her legs receives HAPPENIS.

Wives are funny creatures... They don't have sex with their husbands
for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does!

Whenever you feel low, depressed or useless, remember that you are the
same sperm that won a battle against a million others.

The most enjoyable form of sex education is the Braille method.

Definition of divorce..... ..She gets the ring and the man
gets the finger!

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only
enough blood to run one at a time."

Confucius say......man who puts hand in bush is not always a gardener!

A botany student has brought to our attention the fact that Penis is
the only thing that has to be grown before it is planted!

The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after,
but instead of.