A Paki At Aussie Immigration....
Not so long ago, a rich Pakistani went to
Australia to watch the cricket series there. The Aussie at
passport control sat fingering through his passport for a
long time. Unable to find any thing objectionable,
he growled: 'Have you got a criminal record?'
The Pakistani smiled and replied, 'I am
terribly sorry, sir; unfortunately, I don't have one.
Nobody told me that it was "still" a requirement to get into
your country.'