XX-Man's useless things. Slightly AC.

Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?

He has an Adam's apple that isn't an apple...

*A Thingos Presentation
Two calves that will never become cows...

*A Thingos Presentation
A nose bridge that doesn't lead anywhere...

*A Thingos Presentation
A roof of the mouth that won't cover anything...

*A Thingos Presentation
Twenty nails that won't hold a board...

*A Thingos Presentation
A chest that won't hold linen...

*A Thingos Presentation
Two tits that won't give milk...

*A Thingos Presentation
Two buns that won't feed anyone...

*A Thingos Presentation
A belly button that won't button...

*A Thingos Presentation
An ass that won't pull a plow...

*A Thingos Presentation
An organ that won't play music...

*A Thingos Presentation
Two balls that won't roll...

A cock that won't crow...