Various uses of Nicobate
Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals.
One of them looks at the other one's penis and notices
there's a Nicobate patch on it.
He looks at the other priest and says, 'I believe you're
supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not
your penis.'
The other one replies, 'It's working just fine. I'm down
to two butts a day.'