MEDICAL funnies.

A prominent surgeon, who was a member of operating teams at both St.
Francis Hospital and Christ Hospital in the Chicago area, would
operate in the morning and then field calls about his patients in the
evening.
One night, a few dinner guests were quite surprised as the good doctor
was on the phone talking to a resident at Christ Hospital, when the
other phone rang.
His wife answered and whispered to her husband,
"It's St. Francis calling."
He whispered back,
"Tell St. Francis I'll have to call back. I'm talking to Christ."