THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT WOMEN

~ Women think all beer is the same.

~ Women brush their hair before bed.

~ Women are paid less than men, except for one field:
Modelling.

~ Women never have anything to wear.
Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet;
You 'just don't understand'.

~ Women need to cry.
And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.

~ Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an
effort to trap you into feeling guilty.

~ Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are.
That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.

~ Women always go to public restrooms in groups.
It gives them a chance to gossip.

~ Women do not know anything about cars.
'Oil-stick, oil doesn't stick?'

~ Women love to talk.
Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they
have nothing to say.

~ Women hate bugs.
Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or
a wasp involved.

~ Women can't keep secrets.
They eat away at them from the inside.
And they don't view it as being untrustworthy,
Providing they only tell two or three people.

~ Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel
like they're actually in control.

~ Women especially love a bargain. The question of 'need' is
Irrelevant; so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair
game.

~ Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they
wouldn't need toys if women had an 'on/off' switch.

~ Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't
looking, men kick cats.

~ Women have better restrooms. They get the nice chairs and red
carpet. Men just get a large bowl to share.

~ The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437.
A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

~ Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment
that allows them to escape reality.
Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.

~ Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing.
It might be the lottery calling.

~ If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of
clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven
day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll
feel like wearing each day.

~ Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners
in the shower.
After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.

~ Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's responsibility,
iIt's there in the Bible'.
Hmmm, who was it that gave Adam the apple?