BURDENS OF LIFE: / VINCENT VAN GOGH.
* Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
* Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
* Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
* Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
* If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
* If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
probably worth it.
* Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you
won't have a leg to stand on.
* Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
* Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
* The second mouse gets the cheese.
* When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
* Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
* You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the
world to one person.
* Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
* We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty
and some are dull. Some have weird names, and all are different
colors, but they all have to live in the same box.
* A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
Vincent Van Gogh.
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist
Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives.
Among them were:
His dizzy aunt......................................Verti Gogh.
The brother who ate prunes..........................Gotta Gogh.
The constipated uncle...............................Cant Gogh.
The brother who worked at a convenience store.......Stopn Gogh.
The grandfather from Yugoslavia.....................U Gogh.
The brother who bleached his clothes white..........Hue Gogh.
The cousin from Illinois............................Chica Gogh.
His magician uncle.............................Wherediddy Gogh.
His Mexican cousin..................................Amee Gogh.
The Mexican cousin's American half brother..........Grin Gogh.
The ballroom dancing aunt...........................Tan Gogh.
A sister who loved disco............................Go Gogh.
The nephew who drove a stage coach ...............Wellsfar Gogh.
The bird lover uncle................................Flamin Gogh.
His nephew psychoanalyst............................E Gogh.
The fruit loving cousin.............................Man Gogh.
An aunt who taught positive thinking................Wayto Gogh.
The little bouncy nephew............................Poe Gogh.
And
His niece who travels the country in a van....Winnie BayGogh.
