Mis-communication...

This is what happens with written communication...!!!

These four classified ads appeared in a local newspaper on four
consecutive days. The last three hopelessly trying to correct the
first day's mistake.

MONDAY:
For sale - SK Shah has a sewing machine for sale. Phone 2555-0707
after 7PM and ask for Mrs Mani who lives with him cheap.

TUESDAY:
Notice: We regret having erred in SK Shah's ad yesterday.. It should have read,

"One sewing machine for sale cheap. Phone 2555-0707 and ask for Mrs
Mani, who lives with him after 7PM."

WEDNESDAY:
Notice: SK Shah has informed us that he has received several annoying
telephone calls because of the error we made in the classified ad
yesterday. The ad stands corrected as follows:

"For sale - SK Shah has a sewing machine for sale. Cheap. Phone
2555-0707 after 7PM and ask for Mrs Mani who loves with him."

THURSDAY:
Notice: I, SK Shah, have no sewing machine for sale. I smashed it!
Don't call 2555-0707 as I have had the phone disconnected. I have not
been carrying on with Mrs Mani. Until yesterday, she was my
housekeeper.. but she quit.