The Church Organist

There was a Baptist Church in North Carolina that hada very big-busted
organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while
she played the organ.

Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very
proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done
about this or they would have to get another organist.

One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash
up some green persimmons, and rub them on her breasts and maybe they
would shrink in size, but warned her not to eat any because they are
so sour they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to
talk properly for a while.

She agreed to try it.

The following Sunday morning the minister got up to the pulpit and
said, "Dew to thircumsthanthis b'wond my contwol, we will not haf a
thermon t'day."
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