Whale Job

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast

of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. He said to the

female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out

of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the

ship to turn over and sink.

They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and

quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors

had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of

shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away

and told the female "lets swim after them and gobble them up

before they reach the shore."

At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant

to follow him. "Look", she said, "I went along with the blow

job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."