BRILLIANT!!!
A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and
the husband keeps staring
at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table.
The wife asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-girlfriend before I met you. I
understand she took to
drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she
hasn't been sober since."
"Good heavens!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"