Tuesday, May 20, 2008

BRILLIANT!!!

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and
the husband keeps staring

at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table.

The wife asks, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-girlfriend before I met you. I
understand she took to

drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear she
hasn't been sober since."

"Good heavens!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"