Computer Jokes

What do you call a computer superhero?
A Screen Saver.

Why did the computer cross the road?
To get a byte to eat.

Who chases computer criminals?
A hacker-tracker.

What do you get if you cross a computer with an elephant?
Lots of Memory.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a computer?
A machine that has a bark worse than its byte.

Why was the computer so angry?
Because it had a chip on its shoulder.

Why did the computer get glasses?
To improve its websight.

Why did the computer sneeze?
It had a virus.

Where do computers go to dance?
The disk-o

Where do cool mice live?
In mousepads.