Old couple fishing

At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly
lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to
fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing
together the next day!The gentleman picked the lady up, and they
headed to the river to his fishing boat and started out on their
adventure. They were riding down the river when there was a fork in
the river, and the gentleman asked the lady, 'Do you want to go up or
down?'All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and
made mad passionate love to the man right there in the boat! When they
finished, the man couldn't believe what had just happened, but he had
just experienced the best sex that he'd had in years.They fished for a
while and continued on down the river, when soon they came upon
another fork in the river. He again asked the lady, 'Up or down
?'There she went again, stripped off her clothes, and made wild
passionate love to him again. This really impressed the elderly
gentleman, so he asked her to go fishing again the next day. She said
yes...There they were the next day, riding in the boat when they came
upon the fork in river, and the elderly gentleman asked, 'Up or down
?' The woman replied, 'Down.'A little puzzled and disappointed, the
gentleman guided the boat down the river when he came upon another
fork in the river and he asked thelady, 'up or down?' She replied,
'Up.'This really confused the gentleman so he asked, 'What's the
deal?Yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted to go up or down
you made mad passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!'She replied,
'Well, yesterday I wasn't wearing my hearing aid and I thought the
choices were f#@k or drown.