Shopkeepers

Two English businessmen in London were sitting down for a break in
their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't quite ready, with
only a few shelves set up.

One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some idiot tourist is
going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're
selling."

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a
curious Irishman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a thick
Irish accent asked "What might ye be sellin' here?"

One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes."
Without skipping a beat, the Irishman said, "You are doing well
... only two left!"