Uses for cards

Last night, myfriends and I went
to a Ladies Night Club.
One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us,
so she pulled out a £10 note

When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the £10 noteand
stuck it to his butt cheek!

Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a £20 note.
She called the guy back licks
the £20note, and sticks it to his other butt cheek.

In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my
third friend pulls out a £50 noteand
calls the guy over, and licks the £50
note.

I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just
stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again.

Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me!
Now everyone's attention is focused on me,and the guy is egging me on
to try to top the £50 note.

My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do?

The woman in me took over!
I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt,Grabbed the
eighty pounds and left!