Saturday, May 17, 2008

Ain't that the truth!

A little white girl and a little black girl were talking on the phone.
The little white girl's mother said to her daughter...
"Susie...It's getting late. Time to go to bed."
Susie replied...
"Shut the fuck up Mom! I'm not ready to go to bed!"
Susie's Mom responded...
"It's OK dear. Just be sure to go to bed when you're ready."

The next night the little white girl and the little black girl were
talking on the phone again.
The little black girl had been thinking about what the little white
girl had said to her Mom last night.
Soon, the little black girl's Mother came into her room and said...
"Angie! Hang up that phone and go to bed girl! It's late!"
Angie responded... "Shut the fuck up Mom! I'm not ready to go to bed!"
Angie's Mom looked startled and raised her eyebrows....
Angie blinked her eyes and slowly awakened...
"Where am I?"
The nurse responded...
"You're in intensive care dear."