XX - GORDON BROWN'S PENIS TAX

Gordon Brown announced this morning that VAT would definitely apply to
the Penis because it provides a service. The way the tax will apply
was difficult to decide. This was due to the fact that 40% of the time
it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of
the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it is in a hole. On top
of that it has two dependants and they are both nuts.

Effective immediately, a Penis will be taxed according to size:

4-5" Nuisance Tax

5-8" Privilege Tax

8-10" Pole Tax

10-12" Luxury Tax

Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4" is
eligible for a refund. (PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION).

The taxpayers association is still awaiting clarification on a number of

questions raised on this new tax, including:

Are there penalties for early withdrawals?

What if one's penis is self-employed?

Do multiple partners count as a corporation?

Are condoms deductible as work clothes?