A woman's opinion

1. Don't imagine you can change a man -
Unless he's in nappies.

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2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?
You shut the door.

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3. If they put a man on the moon -
They should be able to put them all up there.

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4. Never let your man's mind wander -

it's too little to be out alone.

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5. Go for the younger man.

You might as well,

They never mature anyway.

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6. Men are all the same -

They just have different faces,

So that you can tell them apart.

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7. Definition of a bachelor:

A man who has missed the opportunity

To make some woman miserable.

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8. Women don't make fools of men -

Most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

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9. Best way to get a man to do something

Is to suggest he is too old for it.

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10. Love is blind,

But, marriage is a real eye-opener.

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11. If you want a committed man,

Look in a mental hospital.

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12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years.

Even in Biblical times,

Men wouldn't ask for directions.

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13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in,

Tell him cheque books .

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14. Remember a sense of humour

Does not mean that you tell him jokes,

It means that you laugh at his.

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15. Sadly,

All men are created equal!

Insanity is a gift........