ROOSTER

A Florida farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud
rooster from up in Canada for his chicken coop. The new rooster
struts over to the old rooster and says,
"OK old fart, time for you to retire."
The old rooster replies, "Come on,
surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has
done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the
corner?" The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am
taking over." The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I
will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive
domain over the entire chicken coop." The young rooster laughs. "You
know you don't stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will
give you a head start."
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young
rooster takes off
running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and
the young rooster has closed the gap.
He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front
porch when he sees the roosters running by. The Old Rooster is
squalking and running as hard as he can. The Farmer grabs his shotgun
and - BOOM - he blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly
shakes his head and says,
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"Darn.....third gay rooster I bought this month."

Moral of this story? ....

Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age, skill, wisdom, and a little
treachery will always overcome youth and arrogance!