MacPherson celebrated his 95th birthday
When old MacPherson celebrated his 95th birthday,
his cronies, for a joke, sent him an attractive masseuse.
When she rang the doorbell, he hobbled to answer and
found himself gazing at a svelte blonde figure.
"I'm here to give you super sex," she said brightly.
He thought for a minute.
"I'll have the soup,"he said finally.