A love letter from a mathematician...

My Dear Love,

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.

There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and
spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden.

Before seeing you, my heart was a null set, but when a vector of
magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of t radians made a
tangent to my heart, it differentiated.

My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only
you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my
love for you extends to infinity.

I promise that I should not resolve you into partial
functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits
from zero to infinity.

You are as essential to me as an element to a set.

The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.

My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at
sunset, when the sun will be making an
angle of 160 degrees with our horizon, my heart would be like a solved
polynomial of degree 10.
With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of
an unknown function.

Yours ever loving,
PythagoraS