Another set of definitions of MAN

There is a woman behind every successful man!  Really ? 

This is their current definition of men!!!!!

 

1. Don't imagine you can change a man -

unless he's in diapers.

 

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks

out? You shut the door.

 

3. If they put a man on the moon - they

should be able to put them all up there.

 

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's

too little to be out alone.

 

5. Go for the younger man. You might as

well, they never mature anyway.

 

6. Men are all the same - they just have

different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

 

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has

missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

 

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of

them are the do-it-yourself types.

 

9. Best way to get a man to do something is

to suggest he is too old for it.

 

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real

eye-opener.

 

11. If you want a committed man, look in a

mental hospital.

 

12. The children of Israel wandered around

the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for

directions.

 

13. If he asks what sort of books you're

interested in, tell him checkbooks.

 

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean

that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

 

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.