Tuesday, December 02, 2014

Fwd: MONEY HAS DIFFERENT NAMES

MONEY HAS DIFFERENT NAMES


In a temple or church, it's called donation.
In school, it's fee.
In marriage, it's called a dowry or a gift
In divorce, alimony.
When you owe someone, it's debt.
When you pay the government, it's tax.
In court, it's fines.
Civil servant retirees, it's pension.
Employer to workers, it's salary.
Master to subordinates, it's wages.
To children, it's allowance.

When you borrow from bank, it's loan.
When you offer after a good service, it's tips.
To kidnappers, it's ransom.
Illegally received in the name of service, it's a bribe.




The question is, "when a husband gives to his wife, what do we call it???"



ANSWER:

It is called DUTY…and every man has to do his duty because wives are not
DUTY FREE.