Fwd: : Gujarati lady in a bar just like a bloody Indian !!
A Gujarati lady visited a bar for the first time,
she sat on the table in front of the bartender;
A guy at her left ordered, "Jack Daniels, Single"
A guy at her right ordered, "Johnny Walker, Single "
The bartender looked at the lady, said ,"and you?"
Lady replied," Pushpa Patel, Married