Fwd: Today's Chuckle - Abe & Esther

Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to
celebrate their 50th anniversary.

Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces:

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news, our
engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency
landing.

Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to
land on the beach.

However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to
live on the island for the rest of our lives!"

Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island

An hour later Abe turns to his wife and asks, "Esther, did we pay our
Visa and MasterCard bill yet?"

"No, sweetheart," she responds.

Abe, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, "Esther, did we
pay our American Express card yet?"

"Oh, no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send that cheque too," she says.

"One last thing Esther. Did you remember to send the instalment cheque
for Revenue Canada this month?" he asks.

"Oh, forgive me, Abe," begged Esther. "I didn't send that one, either."

Abe grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years.

Esther pulls away and asks him, "What was that for?"

Abe answers "They'll find us!"