Fwd: : Life Is Pornography!

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Virginity is like a Balloon,
One prick and it's gone for
ever!

Sex is like a pack of Chips,
Once you start!
You can't stop!

An Exam paper is like a
Dick, When it's hard!
People get fucked!

Education is like hiring a
prostitute, It needs both
Your money and your
Hardwork



Success is like
Masturbating, Only your
Own hand can let you
Achieve it!

Life without Friends is like
Boobs Without Nipples. IT'S
POINTLESS !

Fuck a woman and she
Loves you. Love a woman
when she Fucks you.

MBBS Final Exam question
paper: Fill in the blanks. If a
woman faints, we must first
check her pu_s_. Only few
students who wrote: 'Pulse'
passed.

The saddest part of a Man's
body is his Balls. They are
sentenced to Hang Till
Death!


Boy: How much Calcium is
there in women's BREASTS?
Girl: It Enough to help a
Man's Boneless Thing
stand up

Give an example of Total
Business Failure due to
Negligence. A Pregnant
Prostitute

If Necessity is the Mother
of Invention, Then
Frustration is the Father of
Masturbation!

If your Boss says: Nothing
is Impossible ask him to
wear condom after sex!